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The text is a transcript of a video by Dan and Phil, two popular YouTubers who play The Sims 4. They start by introducing their new merchandise, which includes a t-shirt, bunny slippers, and a plushie of their sim character Dill. Then they take their sims to the city for Dill's birthday, where they visit an art gallery, play piano, woohoo in a telescope, and sing karaoke. They also encounter some funny and awkward situations with their sim children and a nanny. They end by praising the city and promoting their merch again.
Some possible key facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video by Dan and Phil, who are playing The Sims 4.
- They have launched a new merchandise line based on their Sims characters, such as t-shirts, bunny slippers and a plushie.
- They take their Sims family to the city of San Myshuno, where they visit an art gallery, a park and a karaoke bar.
- It is Dill's birthday and they celebrate by woohooing in a telescope and giving him a cherry blossom tree as a gift.
- They encounter some glitches and difficulties with taking selfies and controlling their Sims.