The text is a transcript of a YouTube video where the speaker reacts to a compilation of facts and curiosities. He also shares some personal anecdotes and opinions about the topics. He uses informal language and humor to entertain his audience. He ends the video by inviting them to subscribe to his music channel.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has more than 400 thousand subscribers on the music channel.
2. The speaker is excited about a project with a theme that is going to come out soon.
3. The speaker is recording the video at 4:37 am.
4. The speaker used to play chess tournaments in primary school and came second or third.
5. The speaker was stopped by a police officer in Andorra for speeding at 30 or 40 km/h.
6. The speaker does not speak Catalan and does not understand why he has to speak it because he has an Andorran license plate.
7. The speaker has input on his forehead and worries about losing his hair at 30.
8. The speaker started using blue shampoo to maintain his grayish white hair color.
9. The speaker likes calmer things and does not like relaxing videos where YouTubers talk slowly.
10. The speaker recognizes some sounds that he has used or seen in very well-known or new movies.