A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a person named Degrees tries to start his own business in a village, but his friends have different and bizarre ideas for their own businesses, such as selling rat burgers, coffins, weapons, and counterfeit money. They compete with each other and end up destroying their market with violence and chaos. Degrees concludes that business and friendship are separate things.
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- The speaker is Degrees, who wants to start his own business in the village.
- The speaker's friends are Vlad, Jack, Ryan and Hedgehog, who also have their own businesses.
- Vlad sells burgers made of rats and weapons.
- Jack sells pastries and bones for taming animals.
- Ryan sells coffins, skeletons and bone meal.
- Hedgehog sells animals for meat and decoration.
- The speaker tries to buy products from his friends, but finds them strange or unsanitary.
- The speaker decides to go to a gun shop to buy a weapon.
- The speaker's business is destroyed by the antimonopoly committee.