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The text is a transcript of an episode of Top Gear, a British motoring show, where the hosts Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May embark on a journey to find the source of the Nile river in Africa. They each buy a second-hand estate car and modify it to suit the terrain and their preferences. Along the way, they encounter various challenges, such as rough roads, punctures, wildlife, hijackers and each other's sabotage. They also have fun with their cars, racing, drifting and crashing them. They eventually reach a remote spring that they claim to be the true source of the Nile and plant a Top Gear flag there.
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1. The text is a transcript of a Top Gear special episode about finding the source of the Nile river in Africa.
2. The hosts of the show are Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, who each drive a different car: a BMW 528i, a Subaru Impreza WRX and a Volvo 850R respectively.
3. The hosts encounter various challenges and obstacles along the way, such as potholes, punctures, broken suspension, crocodiles, hippos and hostile locals.
4. The hosts also engage in pranks and jokes on each other, such as stealing parts of their cars, sabotaging their tents and racing to the finish line.
5. The episode ends with Richard Hammond claiming to have found the source of the Nile in a small spring, while Jeremy Clarkson and James May arrive shortly after him.