A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a man surprises his girlfriend with a trip to Miami for New Year's Eve. He makes her wear a blindfold and do various challenges along the way, such as walking in a mall, eating pizza, and carrying a tray with a glass of soda. He records her reactions and talks to the viewers about his plans. He finally reveals the surprise when they arrive at the hotel and she is happy and tired. He asks the viewers to like and subscribe to his channel.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by a Brazilian YouTuber named RezendeEvil.
2. The video is about a prank he played on his girlfriend Bianca, where he blindfolded her and took her on a road trip to Miami without telling her the destination.
3. The video was uploaded around the end of 2018 or the beginning of 2019, as he mentions the new year and 2019 several times.
4. The video involves several challenges and embarrassments for Bianca, such as walking in public with a blindfold, eating with ketchup on her phone, and entering the men's bathroom.
5. The video ends with RezendeEvil surprising Bianca with a hotel room in Miami and celebrating their new year together.