The summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who makes a video about tattoos. He shows some examples of tattoos that he finds interesting, funny, or bad. He also tries some temporary tattoos on his face and arm, and comments on how they look and what they mean. He jokes with his friend Diego, who is the producer of the video. He ends the video by promoting Guaraná Antarctica and asking for likes and subscriptions.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker gets temporary tattoos on his face and comments on other people's tattoos.
2. The video is sponsored by Guaraná Antarctica, a Brazilian soft drink brand, and the speaker frequently mentions it and drinks it.
3. The speaker gets four temporary tattoos on his face: a kitten, a skull with a snake and a jaguar, a musical note with the word "saudade", and a phrase "no pens no gains".
4. The speaker makes jokes and sarcastic comments about the tattoos, such as saying that the skull with a snake and a jaguar is a representation of the cycle of life, or that the phrase "no pens no gains" is a literate person's expression.
5. The speaker also reacts to other people's tattoos, such as a musician who tattooed a composer's face on his chest with a blue pen, a woman who tattooed her scalp to cover baldness, and a man who tattooed his own face on his arm.