The text is a transcript of a video that shows various scenarios of vampires in school. The summary could be:
A video that humorously depicts how vampires act as students, teachers and classmates in a college setting, and how a human girl tries to fit in with them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text appears to be a script or transcript of a video or movie.
2. The story is about a group of students who want to become vampires.
3. They follow a step-by-step guide to become vampires, which includes getting fangs, wearing vampire clothes, and using a vampire cloak.
4. They also try to get a vampire bite by using tomato juice instead of blood.
5. The students meet a vampire teacher named Miss Elsa, who is allergic to the sun.
6. Miss Elsa has a special chalk that can only be used by vampires.
7. One of the students, Holly, tries to kill Miss Elsa with a vampire-fighting chalk, but Miss Elsa is not affected.
8. The students discover that Miss Elsa is a vampire and that she can only be seen in a mirror if she wants to be.
9. Miss Elsa gives the students a test, but they cheat by using a cheat sheet.
10. The students also discover that Miss Elsa's purse is special and can attack people.
11. Catherine, a new student, joins the class and is initially unpopular because she wears a garlic choker.
12. The teacher, Mr. Draculus, is a famous vampire who loves to give grades in blood.
13. The students take a test, and Catherine uses a cheat sheet on a mirror to avoid detection.
14. Catherine's choker is made of garlic, which vampires can't stand.
15. The teacher watches the students like a hawk during the test.
16. The students try to add answers to their papers after the teacher leaves the room.
17. One of the students, a handsome vampire, is smoking hot and writes in a notebook that flies away.
18. Catherine's phone is left behind, and her classmates look at her old pictures, which show her with braces and glasses.
19. The vampires in the class like to joke around and play pranks on each other.
20. The teacher, Mr. Draculus, loves coffee and is pleased when a student brings him his favorite drink.