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The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator comments on an animated story about a girl named Mary who likes to make jokes and falls in love with her best friend Axel. Mary and Axel have another friend, Valerie, who turns out to be Mary's cousin and a rival for Axel's attention. Valerie and Mary fight over a cheerleading trophy and cause a fire in the school. Mary's mother, who is a firefighter and Valerie's estranged sister, saves Valerie from the fire. Mary and Axel finally kiss and confess their feelings for each other. The narrator makes jokes and sarcastic remarks throughout the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator, Mary, lives in Pennsylvania.
2. Mary was raised by a single mother who worked hard to provide for her.
3. Mary's mother is a firefighter.
4. Mary has a cousin named Valerie, whose mother is Mary's aunt.
5. Mary's aunt won the lottery before Valerie was born.
6. Mary's mother and aunt had a falling out, and Mary's mother has been hurt by her sister's actions.
7. Mary and Valerie were once friends, but they had a fight and stopped speaking to each other.
8. Mary and Valerie are now in the same school and are competing against each other.
9. Mary has feelings for a boy named Axel, but Valerie is also interested in him.
10. Mary and Valerie get into a fight at school, and Axel takes Valerie's side.
11. Mary changes schools after the 9th grade and cuts ties with her friends.
12. Mary joins a competitive cheerleading team in her new school.
13. Mary and Axel meet again at a cheerleading competition, and Axel apologizes for not contacting her after their fight.
14. Mary and Valerie's teams tie in the competition, and they have to share the trophy.
15. A fire breaks out at the competition, and Mary's mother, a firefighter, helps put it out.
16. Mary's aunt and mother make amends after the fire.
17. Axel and Mary confess their feelings to each other and share a kiss.
18. The story ends with Mary and Axel as a couple, and Mary's family healing from their past conflicts.