A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a comedy show about two rival women police stations competing for the best performance. One station, led by Ms. Karishma, tries to stop complaints from coming in by opening a second station that discourages people from filing FIRs. The other station, led by Ms. Haseena, goes door to door to collect complaints and help people. Ms. Karishma's plan backfires when Ms. Haseena gets more FIRs and her second station is exposed. Ms. Karishma decides to make the FIRs disappear somehow.
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1. A snack vendor is trying to lodge a complaint at the police station.
2. The police station is haunted by a witch who died after her complaint was not registered.
3. The witch sucks the blood of people who come to lodge complaints.
4. The snack vendor is not afraid of the witch and wants to file his complaint.
5. The police officer, Pushpa, tries to scare the vendor away by telling him the story of the witch.
6. The vendor is not convinced and asks to file his complaint.
7. Pushpa gives the vendor a plate of Golgappa (a type of snack) and tells him to go to the new police station to file his complaint.
8. The vendor goes to the new police station and meets another police officer, Billu.
9. Billu tells the vendor that the new police station is not open yet and that he should come back another day.
10. The vendor insists on filing his complaint and Billu agrees to help him.
11. The vendor's complaint is about a man named Birju who has been eating snacks from his stall without paying.
12. Billu and another officer, Santosh, go to Birju's house to investigate.
13. Birju and his friends are eating snacks and drinking tea when Billu and Santosh arrive.
14. Billu and Santosh try to arrest Birju, but he escapes.
15. The vendor is disappointed that his complaint was not resolved.
16. Billu and Santosh return to the police station and discuss the case.
17. The police station is empty, and there are no new complaints.
18. The officer, Haseena, is not happy about the lack of complaints and thinks that something is wrong.
19. Haseena and another officer, Karishma, are competing to see whose police station can solve the most cases.
20. Haseena and Santosh go door-to-door to investigate complaints and help people.
21. They meet an elderly woman who has a problem with her electricity.
22. Haseena and Santosh investigate and find out that a neighbor, Raghav, has been stealing electricity from the woman's house.
23. Haseena and Santosh solve the problem and get the woman a new electricity connection.
24. Haseena and Santosh return to the police station and discuss their success.
25. Billu has a dream that Haseena finds out about the second police station.
26. Billu is worried that Haseena will shut down the second police station.
27. Haseena and Santosh decide to keep the second police station open to solve more cases.
28. The competition between Haseena and Karishma continues, with Haseena determined to win.