The summary is:
The speaker is a prankster who tries to trick his friends with various items that have unexpected effects. He gives a wool lotion to Klyp that makes his sheep's wool unshavable, a weight loss potion to Natahi that turns her into a cabbage, and a diamond spray to Redik that paints wool blocks to look like diamonds. He also installs a toilet for Danil that explodes after one use. He claims that he does not know what the items do and that his modders made them. He also comments on the buildings and farms of his friends and how he wants to become richer.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has prepared pranks for their friends.
2. They are getting ready for a new season of hardcore.
3. The speaker needs fried cod, salmon, and lamb for the first prank.
4. Salmon can be found at the buckwheat fisherman, and lamb at Laipans.
5. A thread and a lump of clay combined create a lotion for wool.
6. The lotion is intended for sheep with weak and oily hair, and it fights dandruff.
7. The speaker once offended someone named Klyp.
8. There's a mention of someone building a huge tower of robbers.
9. The speaker is forbidden to breathe in a certain territory.
10. The speaker almost suffocated because of buckwheat.
11. There's a reference to feeding fish glug-glug-glug with a sad smiley face.
12. The speaker came specifically for salmon.
13. A workbench is mentioned along with bi Boba and Arkady thanking for wool and meat.
14. The speaker mentions lice, mites, and neglect regarding sheep.
15. There's a history of sheep being chopped up by someone.
16. A lotion is mentioned that supposedly makes sheep give more wool when sheared.
17. The speaker claims to have come in peace and warns of ticks on sheep.
18. A sheep became plump after using the lotion but started breaking scissors when sheared.
19. The speaker mentions a final prank involving cows for someone named Danil.
Please note that these are direct factual statements extracted from the text without any added interpretation or opinion. If you need further details or clarification on any point, feel free to ask!