The summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries to solve some riddles and quizzes. He uses a lot of humor and sarcasm, and often complains about the heat and his sweating. He also makes fun of the characters and situations in the riddles, and sometimes gets them wrong. He ends the video by greeting some of his fans and promoting his social media.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A detective never goes without a magnifying glass.
2. The detective prefers to solve quizzes with a song.
3. A boutique experienced theft, and the guard was fired for not catching the thief.
4. The new guard identified the thief immediately.
5. People are described as walking around without eyes or faces.
6. A character with white hair is suspected of being involved in theft.
7. A person named Bob met Amanda on a dating site and invited her to dinner.
8. Bob was confused by Amanda's lookalike at dinner.
9. A tourist with a large camera encountered a werewolf and a princess.
10. Max, a serial killer, was hired to kill a businessman in London.
11. Max shot the wrong person due to a misunderstanding about floor numbering in England.
Please note that the text provided is fragmented and lacks context, which may affect the accuracy of these extracted facts.