The following is a concise summary of the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker plays a game called Geoguessr, which challenges him to identify the location of random places on Google Maps.
- The speaker tries to use clues from the environment, such as signs, buildings, trees, and cars, to guess the country or city of each place.
- The speaker fails miserably at most of his guesses, often being thousands of miles away from the correct answer. He makes jokes about his lack of knowledge and his poor performance.
- The speaker also promotes a deodorant brand called Native, which he claims to make him smell good and not like garbage or piss.
- The speaker ends the video by saying he doesn't know the world, where he's from, or who he is, but at least he doesn't smell. He then plays some music.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has a shirt with something on it.
2. They played with GeoWizard previously.
3. GeoGuessr suggested there are many maps to explore.
4. The speaker is sponsored by Native, a deodorant brand.
5. Native deodorant is aluminum-free, paraben and sulfate-free, vegan, and cruelty-free.
6. The speaker is promoting a discount code for Native deodorant.
7. The speaker explores different maps on GeoGuessr.
8. They guess locations in Europe and Denmark but are incorrect.
9. They mistake a location for Germany due to long words on a sign.
10. The actual location was Denmark, 516 miles away from the guessed location.
11. They guess another location as Poland but it turns out to be Montenegro.
12. A third guess places them in Italy instead of Iran as initially thought.
13. The speaker plans to travel more now that they are vaccinated.
14. They guess a location in Argentina but it turns out to be Chile.
15. The speaker is familiar with Calgary, Canada, but struggles to guess precise locations within the city.
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