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The text is a transcript of an episode of 31 Minutes, a Chilean puppet show that parodies news programs. The episode features various segments, such as:
- A report on a nuclear fusion experiment in South Korea that achieved temperatures hotter than the sun.
- A green note on Juan Carlos Bodoque's quest to find a whale singer that reminds him of his mother.
- A discovery of the huachimingo, a mythical animal that collects fluff and organizes it by origin, size and dirtiness.
- An interview with Renato Sensato, a scientist accused of cloning, that ends in a brawl.
- A story of Sock with Rombos Man, a superhero who helps other lonely socks discover their superpowers.
- A musical ranking with songs by Lolo, Urban Latin Beat and John Quijada.
- A failed experiment by Tulio Triviño, the host of the show, who invents a formula that makes him explode.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A character named Tulio Triviño introduces a news program called 31 Minutes.
2. The program plans to cover a story about a strange animal called the Huachimingo.
3. Reporter Juan Carlos Bodoque will present a segment on whales.
4. Another character, Mico the Microphone, asks people what they would do if they were invisible.
5. The war between Salsacia and Conservia is ongoing, with reporter Jackson Aceituno on-site.
6. A scientist named Dr. Tulio the Magnificent and his assistant are creating an indestructible being.
7. Juan Carlos Bodoque seeks a whale singer named Petronila Cetacea to help him sleep.
8. Petronila Cetacea is found singing a lullaby that brings peace to Juan Carlos.
9. The Huachimingo, thought to be extinct, is interviewed and reveals it has been organizing its fluff collection.
10. Sock with Rombos Man is introduced as a superhero who helps socks in distress.
11. The program features a musical ranking segment hosted by Policarpo Avendaño.
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