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The text is a transcript of a video by a YouTuber named Mars, who tells stories about his school years. In this video, he talks about his third year of high school, which he describes as the best and most chaotic year. He recounts various incidents and pranks that he and his two friends did, such as:
- Escaping from classes and going to play pool or drink coffee
- Breaking a door with a football and blaming another student
- Putting pornhub on the screen during religion class
- Having a crush on a teacher and trying to get her number
- Getting suspended for fighting with other students or teachers
- Participating in a five-a-side football tournament and getting sent off
- Writing on other people's folders and playing tic tac toe
- Smoking in class and ignoring the homework
- Throwing a chair at a prefect who damaged his jacket
He also mentions some people who were involved in his stories, such as:
- The teacher he liked, who was nice to him but then disappeared
- The old teacher who was annoying and gave him a note for nothing
- The big guy who insulted his friend and got punched in the nose
- The skinny guy who lied about having a brother and got scared by Mars' group
- The support teacher who never spoke and helped them cover up the broken door
He ends the video by saying that he failed the year and did not go to see the paintings, which were the final exams. He asks his viewers to like the video and follow his channel. He says he will tell more stories in the next videos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was promoted after an unspecified event.
2. They met two people who entertained them during a significant year.
3. There was a person who got promoted at their expense.
4. The speaker and their friends were eventually rejected from something they were involved in.
5. They started a new year at school following a promotion.
6. The speaker tried to write during lessons but got distracted by new friendships.
7. They avoided classes and roamed around instead.
8. A teacher was assigned to help them with difficult subjects.
9. The speaker smoked in class and was confronted by a teacher about it.
10. They managed to get the teacher's phone number under false pretenses.
11. The speaker and their friends had disagreements with a teacher, leading to them being suspended in turns.
12. During the suspension, they engaged in various activities outside of school.
13. They discovered they could avoid school without consequences.
14. The speaker recounts various incidents involving physical altercations and pranks at school.
Please note that the text contains several instances of inappropriate language and behavior, which have been omitted from these key facts. If you need more details or clarification on specific points, feel free to ask!