A possible concise summary is:
A couple and their baby daughter prepare for a Christmas photo shoot with a 90s theme. They try to get a picture with Santa on Zoom, but the baby cries. They ask their friend to dress up as Santa and come to their house, but he shows up as the Grinch instead. They go to a drive-through light show, but the baby poops and they have to change her diaper without any spare ones. They document their chaotic holiday experience with humor and love.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A table is referred to as a 'junk table' similar to a 'junk drawer.'
2. Someone is building something for the first time.
3. A person is planning to start being healthy from January 1st.
4. There's a mention of wanting a Big Mac.
5. A discussion about not wanting diamonds or material gifts, but preferring food.
6. There's a mention of a necklace that wasn't asked for beforehand.
7. A photoshoot for a Christmas card is scheduled.
8. The theme for the Christmas card is 'bad 90s.'
9. There's a tradition of taking 'bad' family Christmas photos.
10. A person expresses disinterest in normal photos.
11. There's a mention of dressing up as an animal for a photo shoot.
12. A Zoom meeting with Santa is scheduled.
13. The Zoom meeting with Santa lasts only five minutes.
14. There's a plan to have someone dress up as Santa and come over because there are no mall Santas available due to the pandemic.
15. A person named Lauren is asked to dress up as Santa.
16. There's a mention of driving around to look at Christmas lights as a tradition.
17. The family has a tradition of 'Christmas cards gone bad.'
18. There's an incident where someone dressed as the Grinch instead of Santa, causing a child to cry.
19. There's a mention of not having diapers during an outing.
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