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The video is about the first time the speaker smoked weed and got high. She wanted to impress a guy named Austin who was a popular stoner in her high school. She decided to smoke weed at a party, but she had no idea how to do it. She took a huge hit from a bong and started coughing, crying and throwing up. She thought she was dying and called her mom, pretending to have an allergic reaction to almond milk. She later dated Austin, who was her first love and a jerk
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker filmed a story about the first time they drank alcohol.
2. They also filmed a story about the first time they smoked weed.
3. The speaker does not currently smoke weed.
4. In their high school, smoking weed was considered cool.
5. The speaker met their first love during freshman year of high school.
6. The first love was a junior and known for being a stoner.
7. The speaker devised a plan to get noticed by smoking weed.
8. They advise against changing oneself to be liked by someone else.
9. The speaker attended a party with the intention to smoke weed to impress someone.
10. They ended up inhaling too much smoke from a bong and coughed excessively.
11. The excessive coughing led to vomiting in front of others at the party.
12. They pretended to have been sick with flu and colds to explain the situation.
13. After recovering, they faked smoking a joint to regain credibility.
14. The speaker experienced an intense high, causing them to feel out of control and anxious.
15. They called their mom, claiming an allergic reaction to almond milk as an excuse.
16. For two years, their parents believed they were allergic to almonds.
17. Eventually, the person they were trying to impress became their first love.
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