i chose to ignore airplane safety and this happened - Summary

Summary

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This is a transcript of a video where the narrator plays a game called 100 years life, where he makes different choices that affect his life path. He starts as a child who avoids social interactions and ends up in prison for escaping his abusive father. He becomes a comedian after getting out of prison and gets rich and famous. He survives a plane crash and lives on an island with two women. He becomes a leader of a tribe and dies peacefully at old age. He reflects on his bizarre life and his net worth.

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1. A game called "100 years life" is being played.
2. The player named their child and chose different paths with stupid options.
3. At age five, the player decided to eat alone instead of inviting someone for lunch.
4. The player avoided human contact throughout the game.
5. Choices in the game included dealing with juveniles or fishing for a dead body.
6. At age 12, the player had a choice between world peace and God not existing.
7. The player chose to cry themselves to sleep at night when confronted.
8. At age 15, the player faced choices resembling the Miami Speedway.
9. The player's father enjoys skinning teenagers.
10. The player went to school and had a teacher with green hair.
11. The player chose a mate named Alice to show her a life of violence and death.
12. At age 40, the player was homeless, dreaming of revenge.
13. The player ended up in prison and chose to wear vintage prison clothes.
14. In prison, the player was offered choices related to jumpsuits.
15. The player escaped prison through a manhole and ended up in the Sahara desert.
16. The player built a raft but chose to stay on an island with two ninjas.
17. The player became a serial killer on the island.
18. The player grew old on the island with two wives and many children.

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