This is a transcript of a comedy routine by Randy Feltface, a purple puppet, about his fictional experience of buying a bookshelf on Gumtree, an online marketplace. He tells a story of meeting Morgan, a graphic designer who is selling his ex-wife's bookshelf after she cheated on him and left him. Randy describes how Morgan goes on a rampage of destroying his own house and belongings while Randy tries to get the bookshelf. He ends the story by revealing that he made it all up.
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1. The speaker bought a bookshelf on Gumtree.
2. The speaker is not on social media and feels disconnected from his friends.
3. The seller of the bookshelf, Morgan, is a graphic designer who was cheated on by his wife.
4. Morgan had a breakdown and destroyed his house and car with a mailbox.
5. The speaker's bookshelf flew off his trailer as he drove away.
6. The whole story was made up by the speaker.