The text is a transcript of a video that criticizes the movie iRobot, starring Will Smith, for its plot holes, inconsistencies, and lack of logic. The narrator points out various flaws and sins in the movie, such as the unrealistic behavior of the robots, the poor character development, the predictable twists, and the absurd action scenes. The narrator also makes jokes and references to other movies and pop culture. The summary is:
A sarcastic and humorous review of iRobot that exposes its many problems and ridicules its attempts at sci-fi and drama.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video that criticizes the movie iRobot.
2. The narrator uses humor, sarcasm and profanity to point out the flaws and inconsistencies in the movie.
3. The narrator mentions several actors, such as Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Shia LaBeouf and Alan Tudyk, who played roles in the movie.
4. The narrator also references other movies, such as The Matrix Revolutions, V for Vendetta and Star Trek, to compare or contrast them with iRobot.
5. The narrator repeatedly questions the logic and plausibility of the movie's plot, characters, dialogue and action scenes.
6. The narrator takes off two sins from the movie's score to praise Alan Tudyk's performance as the robot Sonny.
7. The narrator dislikes Will Smith's hat and his character's hatred of robots.
8. The narrator reveals that he has a robot arm and that he kept the necklace of a girl who died in a car crash that caused his injury.
9. The narrator ends the video by impersonating a robot from Futurama and asking for sugar.
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