This is a summary of the transcript:
- The speaker is a car enthusiast who buys and sells used cars with his friends.
- He narrates his adventures of buying two cars, a red Toyota Mark 2 and a Nissan Cefiro, for 125,000 rubles in Tver, Russia.
- He encounters various problems with the cars, such as fire, water hammer, fuel leak, and faulty injectors.
- He also plays backgammon with an Armenian friend, celebrates New Year's Eve with his hosts, and exchanges the Cefiro for a Citroen C4.
- He tries to sell the Mark 2 for 140,000 rubles, but eventually settles for 30,000 rubles after revealing its flaws to the buyers.
- He concludes that it was the most difficult deal of his life and he needs to go home.
This is a very long text, so I will try to extract the key facts as briefly as possible. Here are some possible facts:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about buying and repairing cars, especially a Toyota Mark 2 and a Nissan Cefiro.
2. The video is sponsored by War Thunder, a military action game that the narrator advertises in the middle of the text.
3. The narrator and his friends travel to different cities in Russia, such as Tver, Voronezh, Pskov and Moscow, to find and buy cheap cars.
4. The narrator buys a red Toyota Mark 2 for 125,000 rubles from a seller in Tver, but the car has many problems, such as a burnt fuel rail, a leaking injector, and a water hammer.
5. The narrator also buys a Nissan Cefiro for 25,000 rubles from the same seller, but the car has a dead engine and needs spare parts from another Cefiro.
6. The narrator exchanges the Cefiro for a Citroen C4 from another buyer, who does not inspect the car thoroughly and does not notice its defects.
7. The narrator tries to fix the Mark 2 with the help of his friends, using rubber bands from the Cefiro and gasoline from the C4.
8. The narrator and his friends celebrate their purchases with barbecue and backgammon, and meet some Armenian friends who play music for them.
9. The narrator sells the Mark 2 for 30,000 rubles to another buyer, who does not care about its condition and is happy with the deal.
10. The narrator concludes that buying and selling cars is difficult and risky, and he needs to go home.