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This is the Hermitcraft Recap, where Pixlriffs and ZloyXP summarize the events of the final week of Hermitcraft Season 8. The Hermits face the impending doom of the moon falling on their world, and each of them tries to escape or survive in their own way. Some build rockets, some hide in bunkers, some fly away with elytras, and some get sucked into a mysterious simulation. The recap also showcases the amazing builds and experiments the Hermits have done throughout the season, and encourages viewers to watch their videos and subscribe for Season 9.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of the Hermitcraft Recap, a YouTube series that summarizes the events of the Hermitcraft Minecraft server.
2. The text covers the season finale of Hermitcraft Season 8, in which the moon was falling towards the world and the Hermits had to find ways to escape or survive.
3. The text mentions 24 Hermits who participated in Season 8 and their different plans, such as building rockets, bunkers, portals, or staying on the moon.
4. The text also reveals some plot twists, such as DocM77 and Rendog being in a simulated reality, EvilXisuma being killed by the moon, and Zedaph being replaced by an inflatable Santa.
5. The text is narrated by Pixlriffs, written by ZloyXP, and captioned by Lyarrah. They also have their own YouTube channels that they promote at the end of the text.