This is a transcript of a stand-up comedy show by Alban Ivanov, where he jokes about various topics such as his childhood dream of being a footballer, his school failures, his guidance counselor, his neighbors, and his encounter with the Bogdanov brothers. He uses a lot of slang, exaggeration, and self-deprecation to make fun of himself and others. He also imitates different accents and voices to create humorous situations. The transcript is divided into segments by timestamps and applause or music cues.
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1. The text is a transcript of a comedy show by Alban Ivanov, a French comedian.
2. The text contains several sketches about topics such as football, school, moving, and time travel.
3. The text uses humor, exaggeration, stereotypes, and slang to make the audience laugh.
4. The text also includes some musical cues and applause sounds to indicate the transitions between sketches.
5. The text is in French, but some parts are translated into English in brackets.