The text is a transcript of a video that seems to be a comedy sketch about a group of people who run a store called "The One Who Rules" and sell drugs, lollipops and other items to unsuspecting customers. They also get into trouble with the police, a photographer, a mechanic and a capoeira fighter. The text is full of slang, misspellings and grammatical errors, and it is hard to follow the plot or the characters. A possible concise summary is:
A group of scammers run a shady store and encounter various problems with their customers, products and rivals. They also hire a new employee and exploit her. The text is a comedy sketch with poor language and logic.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video with subtitles in Spanish and English.
2. The video is about a group of people who sell drugs, rob cameras, and run a store called "The One Who Rules".
3. The main characters are Emily, Anastasia, Toni, Joe, and Mariano.
4. Emily is a new employee at the store who signs a contract in blood.
5. Anastasia is Toni's girlfriend who sells drugs and clothes to customers.
6. Toni is the leader of the group who hires Emily and plans the robberies.
7. Joe is a photographer from New York who works for the New York Times and takes pictures of protests and violence in the city.
8. Mariano is a customer who buys drugs from Anastasia and gets a pill stuck in his anus.
9. The group encounters various problems such as police, rival gangs, and angry customers.
10. The video ends with Toni getting into a car with Carlos, who is a friend of Maria, a woman who works for the police.