The summary is:
The hosts of Roadkill, a show about driving clunkers on crazy adventures, buy a 1980 Chevy Monte Carlo lowrider with hydraulics and try to drive it from LA to Vegas on dirt. They face many problems along the way, such as breaking the hydraulic lines, burning the pump motors, blowing the tires, and getting stuck in rocks. They also have fun hopping and three-wheeling the car, and meeting their fans at a party in Vegas. They explain their reasons for doing this as "because Roadkill".
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of an episode of Roadkill, a show where the hosts buy and drive old cars.
2. The hosts bought a 1980 Chevy Monte Carlo lowrider with hydraulics and six switches.
3. The hosts planned to drive from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on dirt roads, but they only made it two miles on dirt.
4. The lowrider broke several times, including hydraulic lines, pump motors, tires, windshield, and cables.
5. The hosts had a party with their fans at EBC brakes in Las Vegas.