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The text is a transcript of a Chinese comedy movie called "Hypoglycemia". It tells the story of Xu Xiaojing, a police officer who goes undercover as a high school student to find a USB disk that contains evidence of a drug cartel. She meets Fang Jian, a student who sells online resources and charges money for everything. She falls in love with him and tries to protect him from the drug cartel, who also want the USB disk. Along the way, they encounter many hilarious situations and characters, such as Sadistic Love Group, a gang of cosplayers who fight with props, Mandy, a teacher who seduces Fang Jian, and Yuan Yuan, Fang Jian's sister who has a split personality. The movie ends with Xu Xiaojing graduating from the police academy and Fang Jian becoming a policeman. They reunite and continue their romance.
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1. The text is a transcript of a Chinese comedy movie called "Hypoglycemia".
2. The main characters are Xu Xiaojing, an undercover cop who infiltrates a high school to find a drug cartel's evidence, and Fang Jian, a student who has the evidence unknowingly.
3. Xu Xiaojing pretends to be a student and tries to get close to Fang Jian, but faces various obstacles and dangers from the drug cartel, the school staff, and Fang Jian's friends and enemies.
4. Fang Jian is also the son of Fang Guozheng, a former member of the drug cartel who betrayed them and was killed by their leader, Yu Daxiong.
5. Xu Xiaojing and Fang Jian eventually fall in love and escape from the drug cartel with the help of Fang Jian's sister, Yuan Yuan, and Xu Xiaojing's colleagues.
6. The movie is full of absurd humor, parody, and references to other movies and celebrities.