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The text is a transcript of a video by a Spanish-speaking YouTuber who talks about various topics such as nuclear fusion, Blockbuster, Spotify, TikTok, MrBeast, and the Omicron variant. He also shows some fan art and makes jokes with his friends. He uses a lot of slang, sarcasm, and profanity in his speech. He also mentions some other YouTubers and influencers such as Mariana, Atlantic, and NoLife. He ends the video by saying that he will keep making news videos unless he fights or dies.
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- Korean nuclear fusion reactor achieves 100 million°C for 30 seconds
- Sun's core has a temperature of 15 million degrees kelvins
- iPhone 14 is a product that the user plans to buy
- MrBeast recreated Squid Game with 456 people and spent $3.5 million on the production
- Tax inspectors in Spain want to pursue YouTubers who moved to Andorra for lower taxes
- Uber Eats will deliver marijuana in states where it is legal
- Skin of the mouth is the same as the skin of the vagina
- Europe is the only continent without sand deserts
- Radishes, garlic and onions were the payment of the workers who built the pyramids
- Omicron is a new variant of COVID-19 that emerged in South Africa and is more contagious than previous ones