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The text is a transcript of a video where a woman shows her earthquake and zombie apocalypse survival kit. She explains the various items she bought, such as a radio, a solar charger, a fishing rod, a blanket, a pot, and a first aid kit. She also makes jokes and comments with her husband, who is filming. She asks the viewers to subscribe and comment on her channel.
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