A possible concise summary is:
The hosts of Smosh Games play a game show called "What Are Those?" where they have to guess the identity, price and description of weird items that their audience suggested. They touch a pimple popper simulator, a prank roto wipe box, a vibrating exercise plate and a portable washer. They make jokes, ride bikes and vibrate their bodies. Ian wins the game and gets to take home the items.
Some possible facts to extract from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video from Smosh Games, a YouTube channel that features comedy and gaming content.
- The video is titled "What Are Those?! - Audience Purchases Edition" and was uploaded on December 10, 2021.
- The video is hosted by Damian Haas and features Ian Hecox, Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller as contestants.
- The video is divided into three rounds, where the contestants have to guess the identity, price or description of weird items that the audience submitted.
- The items are: a pimple popper simulator, a prank box for a roto wipe, a portable washing machine and a vibrating exercise plate.
- Ian Hecox wins the game with three and a half points, followed by Damian Haas with one and a half points, and Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller with zero points.