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The speaker tells a humorous story about his experience of jumping off a needle in New Zealand, which was his biggest fear. He describes how he was scared, nervous, and reluctant to do it, and how the staff and his wife encouraged him to face his fear. He also mentions some funny details, such as rubbing his nipples, sweating a lot, and being videotaped
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1. The text is a transcript of a comedy routine by Josh Wolf about his experience of jumping off a needle in New Zealand.
2. Josh Wolf's biggest fear is heights and he decided to jump off the needle to conquer his fear and not disappoint his kids.
3. The needle is 700 feet high and the fall lasts 16 seconds.
4. Josh Wolf was so scared that he sweated a lot, rubbed his nipples, screamed embarrassing things in the elevator, and asked the staff to push him off the edge.
5. The staff were sarcastic and impatient with him and they videotaped his whole ordeal and posted it on their website as an advertisement for their jump service.
6. Josh Wolf's friend Heath did not jump with him but waited for him at the bottom drinking a beer and smoking a joint.
7. Josh Wolf also likes to go to casinos, take mushrooms, and play the slots while rubbing his nipples.