This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator visits a traditional Mexican fair and interviews some of the visitors and workers. He also challenges some people to get on a mechanical game three times in a row and offers them money if they do. He describes the atmosphere, the food, the games and the fun of the fair. He also makes jokes and comments about his own experiences and preferences. He invites the audience to come to the fair and enjoy themselves. He ends the video by saying his catchphrase "wherever, but with me".
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about a Mexican fair at Fundidora Park.
2. The narrator is Eduardo, who challenges people to get on a mechanical game twice or three times in a row for a thousand pesos each.
3. The narrator interviews different people who attend the fair, such as Mario, a boy who likes Dragon Ball, and a couple who have been dating for eight months.
4. The mechanical game is operated by a man from the State of Mexico who travels to different fairs across the country.
5. The narrator compares the fair to other amusement parks, such as Six Flags and Disney, and says that he likes the dizziness and the adrenaline of the games.