A possible concise summary is:
The user is playing a video game called FIFA where they try to build a team of soccer players by opening packs and spending money. They start with a thousand dollars and try to reach division one, which only two percent of players can do. They record their progress, reactions and challenges along the way. They get excited when they pack rare or high-rated players, such as R9, an icon striker. They also complete objectives, upgrade their team and win games against other players. They use humor, slang and expressions to make their video entertaining.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries to beat FIFA with a thousand dollars.
- The speaker starts with a division 10 team and aims to reach division 1.
- The speaker buys and opens packs with real money to upgrade his team and get better players.
- The speaker gets excited when he packs high-rated players, icons, or La Liga TOTS (Team of the Season).
- The speaker completes some objectives and SBCs (Squad Building Challenges) to get more rewards.
- The speaker wins most of his games and reaches division 3 by the end of the text.