A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who tries different stoner foods, such as pizza with McDonald's items, pop-tart burger, hot dog Twinkie, Doritos grilled cheese, and pancake tacos. He makes jokes and comments about how the foods taste, look, and smell. He also imagines having his own quinceañera with food-themed guests and pitbull performing. He says he doesn't smoke weed himself, but he encourages his viewers to do so if they want to enjoy his videos more. He ends by asking for likes, comments, and suggestions for his next food videos.
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1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by Shane Dawson, titled "TRYING STONER FOODS".
2. The video was uploaded on April 20, 2017 and has over 10 million views.
3. The video features Shane Dawson making and eating various foods that are supposedly popular among people who smoke weed, such as pizza with McDonald's food, bacon cheeseburger with pop-tarts, hot dog with Twinkie, grilled cheese with Doritos, and pancake tacos with peanut butter and jelly.
4. Shane Dawson claims that he does not smoke weed himself, but he encourages his viewers to do so before watching his videos.
5. Shane Dawson makes jokes about his weight, his sexuality, his family, and his career throughout the video.
6. Shane Dawson also mentions some celebrities and other YouTubers, such as Katy Perry, Paula Deen, Ronald McDonald, Rosanna Pansino, Pitbull, Ricky Dillon, and Ryland Adams.