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The speaker is Jacksepticeye, a popular YouTube gamer, who is playing the pre-alpha version of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS), a game where the player can set up different types of units and watch them fight each other. He tries to beat the last ten levels of the game, which are very challenging and unpredictable. He experiments with various combinations of units, such as cannons, chariots, archers, spearmen, and footmen, and reacts with excitement, frustration, and humor to the outcomes. He encounters a bizarre enemy unit that shoots out chickens, which he finds hilarious and annoying. He eventually manages to beat the game and gives his feedback on what he liked and disliked about it. He ends the video with his signature outro, where he thanks his viewers, encourages them to like the video, and says goodbye. He also adds some extra commentary after the outro music.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video by Jacksepticeye, a popular YouTube gamer.
- The video is about playing TABS, which stands for Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, a game that simulates historical battles with ragdoll physics and humor.
- The video covers the last few levels of the pre-alpha version of the game, which has 10 levels in total.
- The game is very hard and unpredictable, and Jacksepticeye tries different strategies and units to beat each level.
- Some of the units in the game are peasants, footmen, spearmen, shieldmen, archers, poachers, chariots, cannons, ballistas, and a chicken man who shits out chickens.
- Jacksepticeye gets frustrated, excited, and amused by the game's mechanics and outcomes, and he uses a lot of profanity and jokes.
- He eventually beats the pre-alpha and thanks his viewers for watching.