A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video that contains a rap song and a skit. The rap song is about violence, drugs, sex and money in the streets. The skit is about a group of friends who try to kill their enemies, but encounter ghosts, zombies and other supernatural phenomena in their house. The video is meant to be humorous and exaggerated.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions being in Cottonwood.
2. The speaker is looking for someone named Chopper.
3. The speaker mentions that Chopper has been picking up their phone calls.
4. The speaker is with someone who is talking about Chopper's house.
5. The speaker mentions that they are going to go inside Chopper's house.
6. The speaker mentions that they are going to make sure that everyone in Chopper's family is on a t-shirt.
7. The speaker mentions that they are going to kill Chopper and his family.
8. The speaker mentions that they are going to make sure that Chopper's family is "swiss cheese".
9. The speaker mentions that they are going to make Chopper's family "turn into swiss cheese".
10. The speaker mentions that they are going to "take care" of Chopper's family.
11. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make an example" out of Chopper's family.
12. The speaker mentions that they are going to "show them what's up".
13. The speaker mentions that they are going to "take care of business".
14. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make it hot".
15. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make it rain".
16. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make it snow".
17. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make it hail".
18. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make it thunder".
19. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make it lightning".
20. The speaker mentions that they are going to "make it stormy".
And here are some additional facts:
21. The speaker mentions that they are a "gentleman".
22. The speaker mentions that they are a "ladies' man".
23. The speaker mentions that they are a "player".
24. The speaker mentions that they are a "pimp".
25. The speaker mentions that they are a "gangster".
26. The speaker mentions that they are a "thug".
27. The speaker mentions that they are a "tough guy".
28. The speaker mentions that they are a "bad boy".
29. The speaker mentions that they are a "wild child".
30. The speaker mentions that they are a "free spirit".
Please note that these facts are based on the text provided and may not be accurate or reliable.