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The text is a transcript of a stand-up comedy show by Abelard Giza, a Polish comedian. He jokes about various topics, such as:
- His daughter Mia, who was born two years ago and has only two emotions: smiling and screaming. He imagines how she would be as a stand-up comedian herself, and how he would get revenge on her when he gets old.
- The books that took the most lives to write in history: the Bible, the Koran, and the atlas of mushrooms. He wonders why God stopped talking to us after these books, and how he would prank atheists in heaven.
- The aggression and frustration that people experience when they drive cars, and how their co-passengers grab their hands for safety. He also makes fun of the names of some places and products, such as "My Dream" estate and "Elegance" toilet paper.
- The situation when he walked into a hotel room where another man was masturbating, and how he tried to back out without disturbing him. He also recalls how his daughter once pooped in his eye when he was changing her diaper.
1. Abelard Giza is speaking.
2. He is a father for the first time.
3. His daughter's name is Mia Iza.
4. She turns 2 years old tomorrow.
5. Abelard Giza wants his daughter to be a stand-up comedian.
6. He mentions that there are three books that took the most lives to write in history: The Bible, the Koran, and the atlas of mushrooms.
7. Abelard Giza questions why God has not spoken to humans in 1,500 years, since the Quran was written.
8. He imagines a scenario where God hides behind a couch in heaven and surprises an atheist.
9. Abelard Giza wonders if God has a sense of humor and might make fun of human death.