The summary of the text is:
- The speaker is rating different types of fast food according to his personal preferences and criteria.
- He uses a tier system from Gaultier (the best) to Ruler (the worst) to rank the foods.
- He introduces each food and explains why he puts it in a certain tier, sometimes giving examples of how to prepare it or what sauce to use.
- He also compares some foods with others and admits his biases or lack of experience with some cuisines.
- He ends up putting pizza in Gaultier, followed by hamburger, donkey, chicken wings and potatoes in Tier 1. He puts sandwich, kebab, tacos and hot dog in Tier 2. He puts nachos, onion rings and nuggets in Tier 3. He puts Japanese food and rap in Ruler.
1. The speaker's favorite foods include pizza, a good hamburger, and nachos with guacamole and pico de gallo.
2. The speaker thinks that onion rings are not as good as a well-made hamburger or a good sandwich.
3. The speaker considers a donkey ( likely a type of sandwich or dish) to be a high-tier food.
4. The speaker prefers a normal kebab over a hard kebab.
5. The speaker thinks that a hot dog is not as good as a well-made hamburger or a good sandwich.
6. The speaker considers pizza to be the best fast food that exists.
7. The speaker thinks that potato wedges with sour cream are the best companion food.
8. The speaker has never eaten tacos in Mexico, but has eaten them in other places.
9. The speaker thinks that tacos are not better than a donkey or a hamburger.
10. The speaker considers nuggets to be an inferior food to potatoes or chicken wings.
11. The speaker thinks that a well-made sandwich is delicious, but not as good as a hamburger or kebab.
12. The speaker's favorite type of sandwich is a vegetable sandwich with lettuce, egg, asparagus, tomato, and tuna.
13. The speaker considers a steak sandwich with cheese and a fried egg to be a delicious and high-tier food.
14. The speaker thinks that pizza is a convenient food that can be eaten quickly and without much fuss.