The summary is:
The speaker is a football fan who comments on various goals from different teams and players, expressing his admiration, nostalgia, or criticism. He also mentions some historical facts, statistics, and anecdotes related to the goals. He asks the viewers to like the video and promises to release a video about Maradona if they do. He ends with his signature catchphrase "tm cha cha cha cha guys".
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker promises to release a video about Maradona if the current video exceeds 40,000 likes.
2. The speaker discusses a goal scored by El Mander.
3. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Beckham against Manchester United.
4. The speaker mentions a goal scored by Ronaldinho.
5. The speaker discusses a goal scored by Suarez.
6. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Robben against Manchester United.
7. The speaker mentions a goal scored by Bale against Schalke 04.
8. The speaker discusses a goal scored by Sanchez.
9. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Alexis Sanchez.
10. The speaker mentions Oscar's skills.
11. The speaker discusses a goal scored by Van Persie.
12. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Van Persie against Arsenal.
13. The speaker mentions a goal scored by Gareth Bale.
14. The speaker discusses a goal scored by Totti.
15. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Crouch.
16. The speaker mentions a goal scored by Ronaldo against Lazio.
17. The speaker discusses a goal scored by Ronaldo.
18. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Messi.
19. The speaker mentions a goal scored by Neymar.
20. The speaker discusses a goal scored by Cristiano Ronaldo against Rayo Vallecano.
21. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Kakà.
22. The speaker mentions a goal scored by Crespo.
23. The speaker discusses a goal scored by Almunia for Watford.
24. The speaker talks about a play-off match between Watford and Leeds United.
25. The speaker mentions a championship win by Manchester United.
26. The speaker discusses a match between Bayern Munich and Manchester United.
27. The speaker talks about a goal scored by Sheringham.
28. The speaker mentions a goal scored by Solskjaer.
29. The speaker discusses a match between Ajax and Tottenham.
30. The speaker talks about a match between Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers.