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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker narrates his experiences playing Minecraft with other streamers. He describes various games and challenges they created in the park, such as power 4, tic-tac-toe, pig race, sheep coloring, and sumo fight. He also comments on the skills and strategies of his opponents, and makes jokes and references to other topics. He invites his viewers to join him in the arena for a battle, and ends the video with a dramatic scene where he falls into lava.
Here are the extracted facts without opinions, each numbered and in a short sentence:
1. Enzo published a photo on the internet that showed his private parts.
2. The photo was seen by millions of people and the news described it as "bad buzz".
3. Enzo lived with severe depression after the incident.
4. Enzo spent most of his days on the "dark wave", a dark and unsavory place.
5. Enzo met a woman named Gertrude on a dating site who shared his passion for fly fishing.
6. Gertrude was 41 years old and described herself as "passionate about fly fishing, hot as embers, and not here to string pearls".
7. Enzo and Gertrude agreed to meet in person at the Gare du Nord.
8. Enzo wore Quiksilver shorts and an oversized shirt to the meeting.
9. Gertrude was dressed in a fur coat and high heels.
10. Enzo and Gertrude had a conversation in front of the statue at the Gare du Nord.
11. Enzo described Gertrude as a "strong and determined woman" with a "soft, gravelly voice".
12. Gertrude mentioned Enzo's private parts and asked if he was aware of the controversy surrounding them.
13. Enzo and Gertrude's conversation was interrupted by a few gentlemen from the neighborhood.
14. Enzo and Gertrude decided to ignore them and continue their conversation.
15. Enzo and Gertrude talked about their shared interests and hobbies.
16. Enzo mentioned that he had been playing Minecraft for a very long time and had never stopped.
17. Enzo created a Minecraft server and invited others to play with him.
18. Enzo created a park on the server with various games and activities.
19. Enzo created a tic-tac-toe game on the server that could be played by multiple players.
20. Enzo created a power 4 game on the server that could be played by multiple players.
21. Enzo created a pig racing game on the server that could be played by multiple players.
22. Enzo created a sheep counting game on the server that could be played by multiple players.
23. Enzo created a redstone system that could be used to play various games on the server.
24. Enzo created a cloud system that allowed players to access and exchange objects on the server.
25. Enzo invited others to play on the server and compete in various games.
26. Enzo created a battle arena on the server where players could compete against each other.
27. Enzo invited business editors to a battle in the duparc arena on the server.
28. The loser of the battle had to turn up a vod.
29. Enzo created a safe on the server that could be accessed by players.
30. Enzo created a cloud system that allowed players to store and exchange objects on the server.