Here is a possible concise summary of the text:
The text is a humorous summary of the movie Peninsula, a sequel to Train to Busan, a Korean zombie film. The summary follows the main plot points of the movie, such as:
- A soldier named Jiang Soca refuses to help a family escape from the zombie outbreak in South Korea and regrets it later.
- Four years later, he and his brother-in-law are offered a mission to retrieve a truck full of money from the quarantined peninsula, but they encounter many dangers and betrayals along the way.
- They meet the same family that he rejected before, who help them survive and escape from a rogue military brigade and a horde of zombies.
- They manage to get on a helicopter sent by the United Nations, thanks to the grandfather of the family who had a friend there.
- The summary ends with a sarcastic invitation to subscribe to the channel and ring the bell.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The story is about a zombie apocalypse in South Korea.
2. The main character, Yang Soca, is a military captain who tries to protect his sister, brother-in-law, and nephew.
3. The family tries to escape to an evacuation ship, but it's infested with zombies.
4. Yang Soca is forced to escape alone and locks up the infected.
5. Four years later, Yang Soca is living in Hong Kong as an illegal immigrant with his brother-in-law.
6. They are offered a job to retrieve a truck with $20 million in cash from South Korea, which is now a zombie-infested country.
7. They team up with a group of survivors, including a mysterious girl and her family.
8. The group faces various obstacles, including zombies, a rogue military unit, and a traitorous captain.
9. The group discovers that the captain is planning to betray them and escape with the money.
10. Yang Soca and the group fight against the captain and his men, and they eventually escape with the help of a United Nations helicopter.
11. The grandfather, who had dementia, is revealed to have had a friend in the United Nations who helped them escape.
12. The story ends with the group escaping safely, but traumatized by their experiences.