A possible concise summary is:
The speaker reads and reacts to some Valentine's Day secrets that people sent to him. The secrets are mostly about embarrassing, awkward, or scandalous experiences involving sex, crushes, or gifts. The speaker makes jokes, comments, and advice based on the secrets. He also shares some of his own stories and encourages self-love. He ends the video by thanking his viewers and asking them to like, comment, and subscribe.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is filming a video on Valentine's Day despite not wanting to be there.
2. The narrator is wearing pajamas and no makeup.
3. The narrator has a flight to the East Coast soon.
4. The narrator went to a private school.
5. The narrator's friend from public school told them that boys like shaved girls.
6. The narrator tried to shave their pubic hair with their dad's electric razor at the age of 12.
7. The narrator's dog, Riley, got diarrhea on their stuffed dog.
8. The narrator hid weed in a stuffed animal.
9. The narrator's dog may have eaten the weed.
10. The narrator's friend broke up with them two days before Valentine's Day.
11. The narrator had sex with a different guy on Valentine's Day.
12. The narrator got back together with their boyfriend but still sees the other guy.
13. The narrator's big sister bought them a giant stuffed dog on Valentine's Day.
14. The narrator made a hole in the stuffed dog and hid weed inside.
15. The narrator's friend made small Valentine's for everyone in their class.
16. The narrator gave a Valentine to a girl they didn't like just to be nice.
17. The narrator's boyfriend turned out to be a sex worker.
18. The narrator's friend had a crush on a guy who didn't like her back.
19. The narrator's friend gave the guy a Valentine's card and overheard him making fun of her.
20. The narrator was in love with a boy who didn't love them back and added him on Snapchat.
21. The boy sent the narrator a dick pic and continued to send them for two years.
22. The narrator's science teacher gave them a boner pill on Valentine's Day.
23. The narrator's teacher had an erection in class.
24. The narrator was in eighth grade and had a crush on a boy who didn't like them back.
25. The narrator was asked to the Valentine's Day dance by a senior guy.
26. The narrator lost their virginity in a school bathroom on Valentine's Day.
27. The narrator got pregnant with twins after having sex with the senior guy.
28. The narrator's toxic friend introduced them to a guy who had great sex with them.
29. The narrator's friend is 13 years older than them.
30. The narrator planted a ring in their bag on Valentine's Day and pretended to find it.
31. The narrator's friends still think they have a secret admirer.
Note: Some of these "facts" may be embellished or fictional, as they are part of a Valentine's Day secrets video.