The text is a transcript of a video commentary on a TV show called Extreme Cheapskates, where the narrator makes fun of the stingy habits of the people featured on the show. The narrator talks about a man who washes his clothes in the shower, uses newspaper instead of toilet paper, and takes his date to a cheap barbecue place. The narrator also makes jokes about the man's appearance, voice, and personality. The summary is:
A video commentary that mocks a stingy man who lives in a dead man's apartment, steals condiments and cutlery, and goes on a cheap date.
1. The speaker is an extreme cheapskate.
2. The speaker is 29 years old.
3. The speaker lives in Cincinnati, Ohio.
4. The speaker is a Zumba dance instructor.
5. The speaker took plates from their nephew's birthday party.
6. The speaker reuses yogurt containers as cups.
7. The speaker doesn't put dishes in the dishwasher to save electricity and water.
8. The speaker leaves the labels on clothes in case they need to return them.
9. The speaker's grandfather collected salt from the road.
10. The speaker's parents took extra soap and toilet paper from hotels.
11. The speaker uses newspaper instead of toilet paper and paper hand towels.
12. The speaker has a bucket to catch excess water and uses it to flush the toilet.
13. The speaker has a girlfriend who is also stingy.
14. The speaker met his girlfriend on a free dating site.
15. The speaker's girlfriend likes fine restaurants and traveling.
16. The speaker prefers to eat stale bread.
17. The speaker only flushes the toilet once a week to save water.
18. The speaker saves about 30 dollars a week by doing so.
19. The speaker's girlfriend took leftovers from a restaurant.
20. The speaker took a plate from the restaurant.
21. The speaker has a video on a second channel.
22. The speaker uploads videos every two days.
23. The speaker has over 30 videos on their channel.