Here is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video game show called VG Myths, where the host attempts to beat a platformer game called A Hat in Time without using the jump function. The host explains the rules and techniques of the challenge, such as using co-op mode, ice hat, dweller mask, hook shot badge, and exploiting glitches. The host also references some sources and thanks the Patreon backers of the show. The host succeeds in the challenge and ends the video with a joke.
Some possible key facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of an online video game show called VG Myths.
2. The show attempts to beat a game called A Hat in Time without using the jump function.
3. The show uses co-op mode, ice hat, dweller mask, hook shot badge and other techniques to overcome the platforming challenges.
4. The show credits Ian Wubby for completing the first jumpless run and provides a link to their video.
5. The show thanks its Patreon backers at the end of the transcript.