This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video where the Sidemen, a group of British YouTubers, host a talent show on Discord and judge various contestants who perform different acts such as singing, rapping, magic, comedy, and more. The Sidemen react to the performances with humor, praise, criticism, or disbelief, and decide whether to give them a yes or a no. Some of the acts are impressive, some are mediocre, and some are bizarre or hilarious. The Sidemen also interact with each other and make jokes about themselves or their friends. The transcript captures the dialogue, the background music, and some sound effects from the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The event is a talent show.
2. The participants are on Discord.
3. The winner of each segment receives a gift card.
4. A participant named Julia is a 16-year-old opera singer from Toronto, Canada.
5. A participant named Archie is a comedian who makes jokes about his age and body.
6. A participant named Will performs magic tricks, including making a card disappear.
7. A participant shaves their head as their talent.
8. A participant sings a rendition of "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.
9. A participant solves a Rubik's Cube in under 20 seconds.
10. A duo named the Blues Brothers sings and dances to a song called "Everybody Needs Somebody to Love."
11. The participants are judged by a group of people, including someone named JJ, Simon, and Vic.
12. The judges provide feedback and decide whether to give the participants a yes or no.