The summary is:
The user wants the assistant to write a concise summary of a long transcript of a video. The video is about the user's crazy New Year's stories from her childhood, such as planting poop on Santa Claus, hiding in a closet and making her parents think she was kidnapped, stealing a dog from a neighbor, and ordering a man from Santa Claus. The user also advertises some platforms and products in the video, such as streamers, Raymond boxes, and Reitman boxes. The user asks the assistant to subscribe to her Telegram channel and share their own stories.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has a YouTube channel with over 4 million subscribers.
2. The speaker was a creative child and has many funny and crazy New Year's stories to share.
3. The speaker once threw cat poop at Santa Claus because they were angry that Santa didn't bring them a Barbie house.
4. The speaker's mother complained to Santa about their behavior, which made the speaker even angrier.
5. The speaker was a fan of performing and putting on shows, even as a child.
6. The speaker once hid in a closet at their mother's workplace and waited for their mother to find them, but ended up getting in trouble.
7. The speaker was accused of bullying a boy in kindergarten because they made him eat sand.
8. The speaker thought the boy was a toy sent by Santa Claus and didn't realize he was a real person.
9. The speaker's mother was called by the teacher and had to explain the situation.
10. The speaker once wrote a letter to Santa Claus asking for a husband and listed all the qualities they wanted in a partner.
11. The speaker was in kindergarten when they wrote the letter and thought Santa would send them a real husband.
12. The speaker was disappointed when they realized the boy in their class was a real person and not a toy sent by Santa.
13. The speaker once stole a dog from a neighbor and brought it home, claiming it was a gift from Santa Claus.
14. The speaker's mother was not happy about the dog and eventually found out who it belonged to.
15. The speaker was a smart and resourceful child who often came up with creative solutions to problems.
16. The speaker once met a guy online and planned to meet him in person on New Year's Eve, but it's unclear what happened.
17. The speaker has a tradition of giving out gifts to their subscribers, called "Reitman boxes."
18. The Reitman boxes contain various items such as cups, lids, spoons, face masks, lip balms, and more.
19. The speaker is planning to give away three Reitman boxes to their subscribers.
20. The speaker will announce the details of the giveaway on their Telegram channel.