The summary is:
This is a transcript of a video where the narrator reviews a game called Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the 3DO console. The game is a poorly made interactive romantic comedy that consists of still images, bad voice acting, and nonsensical choices. The narrator criticizes the game for its low quality, lack of gameplay, and bizarre plot. He also makes jokes and comments about the game's characters, scenes, and title. He expresses his frustration and disbelief at how bad the game is and how it does not live up to its claim of being like a movie. He ends by comparing the game to various absurd scenarios.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The 3DO was a gaming console released in the early 1990s.
2. The 3DO was advertised as the most advanced game system at the time.
3. The 3DO was priced at $700 in the US.
4. The 3DO had a top-of-the-line CD-ROM technology.
5. The 3DO had a unique controller with only one input.
6. The 3DO had various models, including the FC, FZ 10, and Goldstar.
7. The games for the 3DO came in oversized rectangular boxes.
8. The 3DO had some good games, including the definitive home port of Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo.
9. The game "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was released for the 3DO.
10. "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" is considered one of the worst games ever made.
11. The game features a slideshow-style gameplay with minimal interactivity.
12. The game's storyline involves a romantic comedy with a plumber as the main character.
13. The game has multiple endings depending on the player's choices.
14. The game features full-motion video (FMV) cutscenes.
15. The 3DO console was capable of playing FMV games, as seen in games like Wing Commander 3.
Note: I excluded opinions and subjective statements from the extracted facts.