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The text is a transcript of an episode of a web series called Wright Padilla, which follows the adventures of a group of treasure hunters in space. In this episode, they are hired by a man named Pilou Pilou to retrieve a precious jewel from the planet Agua Go, where the inhabitants produce plush toys. However, they accidentally trigger the destruction of the planet by taking the jewel, which is the core of the planet. They manage to escape with the jewel and a plush toy, but they are betrayed by Pilou Pilou, who reveals that he wanted to destroy the planet to eliminate his competitors in the plush market. They decide to go to the Souk Al-Fatah market to sell the jewel and make some money. The episode ends with a cliffhanger and some vulgar jokes.
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1. The story is set on a planet called Agua.
2. Agua has a twin planet called Ouga.
3. The inhabitants of Agua and Ouga are the same race but produce rival products.
4. The mission is to find a precious jewel.
5. The jewel is located deep in a mine on Agua.
6. The mine is filled with galleries and tunnels.
7. The planet Agua is going to implode after the jewel is removed.
8. The inhabitants of Agua are evacuated in small capsules.
9. The crew of the ship is trying to sell the heart of the planet on the market of Souk Al-Fatah.
10. The crew members include Clyde, Professor Archi Ford, Sergeant Mustache, and Joseph V4.
11. They are trying to resell the heart of the planet to get some Deutsch Mark.
12. The story is part of a series, and the next episode is mentioned at the end.