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The video is a humorous summary of the movie Venom: Let There Be Carnage, which is about a journalist named Eddie who shares his body with an alien symbiote called Venom. They have to stop another symbiote named Carnage, who is the offspring of Venom and possesses a serial killer named Cletus. Cletus wants to marry his girlfriend Shriek, who has sonic powers that can hurt the symbiotes. Eddie also has to deal with his ex-girlfriend Anne, who is engaged to another man, and a detective named Mulligan, who suspects Eddie knows something about the symbiotes. The video makes fun of the plot, the characters, the dialogue and the special effects of the movie. It also mentions a post-credits scene that connects Venom to Spider-Man. The video ends with a sarcastic invitation to subscribe and ring the bell.
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1. The story begins with a young man in a juvenile reformatory in 1996.
2. The young man, Cletus, has a girlfriend named French who has disturbing powers.
3. Cletus and French are separated, and he is taken to a different facility.
4. Cletus is escorted by a policeman named Patrick Moore.
5. Cletus uses his supersonic scream powers to struggle with the cop and leaves him deaf in one ear.
6. The cop shoots French in the eye and incapacitates her.
7. Many years pass, and French is now at the Raven Craft Institute, where her mutant powers are being studied.
8. Cletus is a serial killer who has committed countless murders and is on death row.
9. Detective Molly Gun is investigating Cletus's crimes.
10. Eddie, a journalist, visits Cletus in prison to get his story.
11. Cletus asks Eddie to send a message to the media, and in return, he will give Eddie the exclusive on his story.
12. Cletus's story is revealed through a series of drawings he made in his cell.
13. Eddie discovers the location of several corpses hidden by Cletus.
14. Cletus is executed, but his body rejects the lethal injection.
15. A symbiote emerges from Cletus's body, and he escapes from prison.
16. Cletus and French plan to get married, and they kidnap Detective Molly Gun.
17. Eddie and his symbiote, Venom, confront Cletus and French.
18. Cletus is defeated, and Venom eats him.
19. The movie ends with Eddie and his symbiote on the run from the law.
20. In a post-credits scene, Eddie's symbiote is seen talking to its other self in a hotel room, and they are displaced to another universe.