A possible concise summary is:
Daniel is preparing to surprise his best friend with his secret crush, who he has invited over to the safe house. His friends try to teach him some dating hacks, such as how to remember her name, how to fight off rivals, how to write her a song, and how to stop his nervous burping. Regina, who secretly likes Daniel, tries to tell him her feelings, but gets interrupted. Daniel finally meets his crush at the door, but she turns out to be a Project Zorgo hacker in disguise.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Daniel has a secret crush on a girl.
2. The girl's phone number was obtained, and a call was made to invite her to the safe house.
3. Chad Wild Clay is involved in the situation.
4. Daniel doesn't know the girl's name, and it's been four days since they met.
5. The group is trying to help Daniel prepare for a date with the girl.
6. Daniel is given advice on how to talk to the girl and how to impress her.
7. A balloon delivery person arrives at the safe house, causing a distraction.
8. Melvin gives advice to Daniel and the group about being true to oneself.
9. Regina reveals that she has feelings for Daniel.
10. Daniel is unaware of Regina's feelings and is still focused on his date with the other girl.
11. The group helps Daniel prepare for his date, including fixing his hair and giving him cologne.
12. Regina tries to tell Daniel something, but he interrupts her and doesn't hear her confession.
13. The girl arrives at the safe house, and Daniel is excited to start his date.
14. Melvin and the group are present at the safe house when the girl arrives.
15. Daniel is told not to tackle the girl, referencing an earlier incident with a balloon girl.
16. Daniel feels confident and prepared for his date, thanks to the help of his friends.