A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a Portuguese YouTuber who decides to take his friend's Porsche car without telling him and go for a ride in the city. He records his adventure and talks about his plans, his fears, and his reactions to the car's performance. He also plays some rap songs and jokes about the car's owner. He returns the car before his friend comes back and hopes he won't notice anything. He ends the video by asking for likes and comments and saying he will travel to São Paulo for an event.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker recorded three football videos.
2. The videos are being rendered, which makes the computer unusable.
3. It's Friday night, around eleven o'clock.
4. The speaker has access to two cars at home.
5. The speaker plans to use one of the cars for an outing.
6. There is a mention of a Porsche car.
7. The speaker contemplates going out despite it being late.
8. The speaker decides to use another person's car.
9. There is a mention of songs belonging to the speaker in one of the cars.
10. The speaker expresses concern about using the car without permission.
Please note that this is a simplified extraction, and some context may be lost without the surrounding narrative. If you need more details or further clarification on specific points, feel free to ask!