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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker explores ten websites that will waste the user's life. The speaker comments on the features and functions of each website, such as generating essays, finding random street views, or pointing to the cursor. The speaker also tries to use a button that can teleport him to different places, but it fails. The speaker ends the video by asking the user to subscribe and watch another video.
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1. A new series called "ten websites that will completely waste your life" is introduced.
2. Brian is present during the series introduction.
3. Viewers are encouraged to like the video and suggest websites in the comments.
4. Website links are provided in the video description.
5. The first website mentioned is "shower thoughts," which features thoughts typically found on Reddit's r/showerthoughts.
6. The narrator expresses disdain for Reddit clickbait and comments.
7. The iPhone 7 and its headphones cannot be plugged into the new MacBook Pro.
8. Personal emails are primarily used for logging into various services rather than for communication.
9. A website called "hen neck a.net" features an interactive animation with balls moving through a course.
10. The website "staggering beauty" contains flashing lights and an interactive element that reacts to mouse movements.
11. "I love you like a fat lady loves apples" is a website where you feed apples to a lady on screen.
12. "ilooklikebarackobama.com" is a website by someone named Trevor who claims to look like Barack Obama but does not resemble him.
13. "slim mackerel" is a website about a fictional character named Slim who is in rehab, and concert details are available.
14. "pointer pointer" locates images on the internet of people pointing exactly where the user's cursor is placed.
15. "essaytyper.com" helps write essays by pulling content from Wikipedia, which could lead to plagiarism issues.
16. "mapcrunch.com" takes users to random Street View locations around the world.
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